darklittlefaun:

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.

homo-waterbottle:

some loser:Skeletons are stupid.

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frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)
me at friends house
friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house
Don’t fall in love with someone—just don’t—because once they leave, my God, the person you used to be leaves with them.
What I’ve learned about being in love (via wesniall)

baxement:

So which Brand New song do you cry yourself to sleep with?

laurajanegracefacts:

Laura Jane Grace doesn’t prepare for back to school, school prepares for Laura Jane Grace.

gothprada:

How do I uninstall anxiety

russia-desu-chan:

Parent: You know, I didn’t have a cell phone or a computer when I was your age!

Me:
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